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[Letter from the CEO] [2008 Bigfoot Expedition Fund]

Budweiser…The king of beers. That's what they say anyway, and by God I agree. Damned doctor told me I better start drinking light beer. I say the hell with him and his crazy ideas. But, hey, that's not why I wanted to talk to you.

My name is Roy L. Fuchs and I am the owner/CEO/head cheese of the Wildebeest Company. I'm also an American. An American who believes in free enterprise. And it's because of this great country's free enterprise system that I am here saying "THANKS."

Thanks to all of you for making the Wildebeest Company what it is today. All of you who ordered games and believed in us when those other sons' a bitches scoffed, you deserve a big hardy pat on the back and a sixer to go. Thank you.

You see, when we started out, this was just a little piddly ass company in my garage manned by myself and a couple goofs name Rudy and Toby. Then we brought in that crazy little hippy girl who sews bags. And of course Rex the Wonderdog has been around, I think he came with the garage. We sold a few of these games here and there. And we went to a craft fair once, but they gave me hell for brining beer in. I said the hell with them…let's just sell these crazy things on the Internet so everyone can experience the family type fun these games bring. So we did. And here we are. All because of the wonderful folks like you. God Bless you all-I wish I could give you all a great big bear hug right now.

Oh we have had our share of problems. We had a couple of deadbeat crap weasels that just decided not to pay us. That's why we had to go to this crazy Pay-Pal system. I'm sorry for all the honest folks that this move inconvenienced. I'd give you the little sons a bitches names that screwed us over, but they might threaten to sue, and my damned lawyer is drying out in rehab right now. Crazy bastard.

Ohh and we had that one stupid kid that tried to fraud us with a fake name. Made Rudy mad as hell. Toby tried to defend that kid, saying he was Chekosovokian or Norse or something. Rudy said the hell with that, this kid's got a made up name. They finally settled their dispute in an arm wrestling contest. Crazy Bastards.

Also, I apologize to the folks that didn't like the looks of our game. Let me say right now, for the record, our games are not pretty. They were never meant to look like some plastic Nancy Boy's hop scotch set. They are American made, out of wood, and screws, and glue and sweat. They are to be played and played darn hard. If you want a fairyland plastic foo-foo game, go somewhere else. Because we just can't help you.

Now, if you are looking for a game that can be played by the whole family (even that crazy cousin who walks around grunting like a damned polar bear), then you have come to the right place. The Wildebeest Company…an American Company. Take your time and look around. Fire off any questions or rude comments you might have sticking in your craw.

Roy L. Fuchs saying God Bless you and God Bless America!!!!!!!